today to laugh at me was:
The star of a respected critic Newspapers missed in a small provincial town of his connecting train. As he considered what you could do, he gets the idea, but to go to the opera. There are Verdi's "Trovatore" and our hero actually gets a residual map for the first series of sold-out house.
The tenor, an old man, sung totally sings his solo. Then thunderous applause, "Bravo" calls, cries: "Da Capo Da Capo"
The critic sees nothing.
When the tenor sang with great effort once again has his solo and the audience to him with rapturous applause thanks, again with heckling: "Da Capo !...", the critic turns to his wild clapping neighbors and asks: "Well listen, the man is still grottenschlecht! Why do people still listen to him because for once?" Then the neighbor
enthusiastic: "Yes, we know a long time but now we make him ready!"
What is the difference between a viola and an onion?
If you chopped a viola weeps, no one ...
The concert was over, and two boxes servant clapped harder than anyone else. The people within the two smiled music enthusiasts had to sink to an appreciation of both the hands and the other called to him:
gossip but, you idiot is still an encore, and the first overtime paid .... "
What you find under the garb of a soprano?
a tenor ...
How to avoid that a violin is stolen?
They are placed in a viola case ...
Why is pee play viola in the pants?
generates both a nice warm feeling without anyone noticing ...
Why are violas on a modern CD recordings not heard?
Because the technology is now able to produce images without any noise ...
Parsifal is an opera that starts at six, and if you look after three hours on the clock, it s twenty past six ...
Question: Why is it horn a divine instrument?
Answer: A person blows into it, but God only knows what comes out.
Two rich ladies in concert. Says one of the tenor in the narrow Costume:
"But he has a great body."
Then the other: "Right, but he does not sing bad either!"
What does a tenor when the rain patters on the window?
He bows.
Why is there so little tenor jokes? There are things about which one makes any jokes!
Bass The shortest joke: Runs by a bass in a pub!
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