today to laugh at me was:
The star of a respected critic Newspapers missed in a small provincial town of his connecting train. As he considered what you could do, he gets the idea, but to go to the opera. There are Verdi's "Trovatore" and our hero actually gets a residual map for the first series of sold-out house.
The tenor, an old man, sung totally sings his solo. Then thunderous applause, "Bravo" calls, cries: "Da Capo Da Capo"
The critic sees nothing.
When the tenor sang with great effort once again has his solo and the audience to him with rapturous applause thanks, again with heckling: "Da Capo !...", the critic turns to his wild clapping neighbors and asks: "Well listen, the man is still grottenschlecht! Why do people still listen to him because for once?" Then the neighbor
enthusiastic: "Yes, we know a long time but now we make him ready!"
What is the difference between a viola and an onion?
If you chopped a viola weeps, no one ...
The concert was over, and two boxes servant clapped harder than anyone else. The people within the two smiled music enthusiasts had to sink to an appreciation of both the hands and the other called to him:
gossip but, you idiot is still an encore, and the first overtime paid .... "
What you find under the garb of a soprano?
a tenor ...
How to avoid that a violin is stolen?
They are placed in a viola case ...
Why is pee play viola in the pants?
generates both a nice warm feeling without anyone noticing ...
Why are violas on a modern CD recordings not heard?
Because the technology is now able to produce images without any noise ...
Parsifal is an opera that starts at six, and if you look after three hours on the clock, it s twenty past six ...
Question: Why is it horn a divine instrument?
Answer: A person blows into it, but God only knows what comes out.
Two rich ladies in concert. Says one of the tenor in the narrow Costume:
"But he has a great body."
Then the other: "Right, but he does not sing bad either!"
What does a tenor when the rain patters on the window?
He bows.
Why is there so little tenor jokes? There are things about which one makes any jokes!
Bass The shortest joke: Runs by a bass in a pub!
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Words Of Condolescence
Schinkel and lost boys
So, today was a good day for me! I went to Bischmisheim because Mark told me that there is a church of Schinkel. WOW! Schinkel built in Saarland? I was very surprised. Of course, should I then view the church before my oral intermediate examination. There called they said that the building only to the church services on Sunday morning was open. I am therefore went there, but was a little late on. To 11:40 I found it in Bischmesheim just go out there and saw someone. I asked whether the church would still on and he really meant no more, but the clerk is still inside. Maybe I still have a couple of minutes.
I'm so pure and then have asked if I may take a few photos. I was allowed!
Then I thanked me and wanted to make only a few pictures from outside. Who kissed me was then a little something to the church and told me a little about out. Even the roof and the mechanical clock I could see it. It was really interesting and I am very grateful. Also for the brochure, which are still photos from the time before the last renovation. The church is an octagonal central building with surrounding gallery and a flat wooden ceiling. The gallery and the ceiling is supported by eight Corinthian, not kanelierten columns. Since the renovation Kaneluren are painted, what was so provided by Schinkel. The church was as especially economic Church planned because the community had little financial means. The result was a large enough church that took the town on two levels, and thus a smaller floor plan. Altar, pulpit and organ located on the east side. Sun Schinkel created despite the form of a centralized structure, the properties of a long house.
did I also get to be out that the cell is in Kastel at Serrig by Schinkel. Since I'm used to a couple of times executed emigrated with my father. The cell I have always liked, now I know why :-)
Then a few words about yesterday's premiere of "homeless". It was by far not the worst that I 've seen so far in Kaiserslautern, but - and there are other of the same opinion - it was just too cheesy!
It starts and you see a formation of different high platforms and stairs on the revolving stage. the second scene, some elements were in the shadows of the loft and I thought "wow, this looks great!" - Then the light went on ... The items were painted as the stage set of a children's play ... Said Aicher also showed the production. She was very much attuned to simple family entertainment as something to develop in dramatic outline. The piece would have to without doubt the Potetial!
particularly annoying, I found the animals of Father Vitalis (Ansgar). Two dogs and a monkey were three People in costumes represented fairly crude and really only served the public entertainment, which is the average audience of Pfalztheater liked but good. (I give this time from no rating)
was well cast, especially Father Vitalis (Ansgar Schäfer) had strong for me the first song after he took the little Remi. Remi has been well performed and sung by Ute Henry Büttner. Her fresh, youthful voice and her casual game went well with the 11-year-old boy who is at the heart of the Ramat ansich's story.
short on content: The widow Miligan has a son who is the uncle of the succession is in the way - so he must be cleared away. For this purpose, hires James Miligan Harry and the pair of crooks in Maggie Driscoll. The two are a cross between Bonnie & Clyde, Laurel & Hardy and clearly the Thenardier! They bring the young not Take it from England to France, where he grew up his step father sold it on the market. From then on he moves with the traveling entertainers father Vitalis through the country and learned Lady Milfort and know their son Arthur. The sickly child was a few months after the disappearance of the boy to the world and is the uncle since then also a thorn in the side. Contact with Lady Milford jolts from a series of unfortunate coincidences and Remi must still overcome some adventures before he can return to his family.
Lady Milford was played by Barbara Bräckelmann. In the beginning, and I really liked it very well, but in between there were some places that I was very reminiscent of someone from our house - that was not easy. Too bad, because she had some very good moments! occupied
The Thenardier, sorry, the Driscoll were good with Astrid Vosberg and Samuel Schuermann. The latter reminded me of the young Ilja Richter. They made a lot of the roles that make them obviously fun, too. I found the weighting in the play was still too much on these characters.
Geertje Nissen played the first stepmother draw very impressive and with a great voice!
I think it really is for children great piece, but if you go in with the wrong expectations, we will certainly be very disappointed. One must also have no aversion to kitsch and sentimentality ...
So, today was a good day for me! I went to Bischmisheim because Mark told me that there is a church of Schinkel. WOW! Schinkel built in Saarland? I was very surprised. Of course, should I then view the church before my oral intermediate examination. There called they said that the building only to the church services on Sunday morning was open. I am therefore went there, but was a little late on. To 11:40 I found it in Bischmesheim just go out there and saw someone. I asked whether the church would still on and he really meant no more, but the clerk is still inside. Maybe I still have a couple of minutes.
I'm so pure and then have asked if I may take a few photos. I was allowed!
Then I thanked me and wanted to make only a few pictures from outside. Who kissed me was then a little something to the church and told me a little about out. Even the roof and the mechanical clock I could see it. It was really interesting and I am very grateful. Also for the brochure, which are still photos from the time before the last renovation. The church is an octagonal central building with surrounding gallery and a flat wooden ceiling. The gallery and the ceiling is supported by eight Corinthian, not kanelierten columns. Since the renovation Kaneluren are painted, what was so provided by Schinkel. The church was as especially economic Church planned because the community had little financial means. The result was a large enough church that took the town on two levels, and thus a smaller floor plan. Altar, pulpit and organ located on the east side. Sun Schinkel created despite the form of a centralized structure, the properties of a long house.
did I also get to be out that the cell is in Kastel at Serrig by Schinkel. Since I'm used to a couple of times executed emigrated with my father. The cell I have always liked, now I know why :-)
Then a few words about yesterday's premiere of "homeless". It was by far not the worst that I 've seen so far in Kaiserslautern, but - and there are other of the same opinion - it was just too cheesy!
It starts and you see a formation of different high platforms and stairs on the revolving stage. the second scene, some elements were in the shadows of the loft and I thought "wow, this looks great!" - Then the light went on ... The items were painted as the stage set of a children's play ... Said Aicher also showed the production. She was very much attuned to simple family entertainment as something to develop in dramatic outline. The piece would have to without doubt the Potetial!
particularly annoying, I found the animals of Father Vitalis (Ansgar). Two dogs and a monkey were three People in costumes represented fairly crude and really only served the public entertainment, which is the average audience of Pfalztheater liked but good. (I give this time from no rating)
was well cast, especially Father Vitalis (Ansgar Schäfer) had strong for me the first song after he took the little Remi. Remi has been well performed and sung by Ute Henry Büttner. Her fresh, youthful voice and her casual game went well with the 11-year-old boy who is at the heart of the Ramat ansich's story.
short on content: The widow Miligan has a son who is the uncle of the succession is in the way - so he must be cleared away. For this purpose, hires James Miligan Harry and the pair of crooks in Maggie Driscoll. The two are a cross between Bonnie & Clyde, Laurel & Hardy and clearly the Thenardier! They bring the young not Take it from England to France, where he grew up his step father sold it on the market. From then on he moves with the traveling entertainers father Vitalis through the country and learned Lady Milfort and know their son Arthur. The sickly child was a few months after the disappearance of the boy to the world and is the uncle since then also a thorn in the side. Contact with Lady Milford jolts from a series of unfortunate coincidences and Remi must still overcome some adventures before he can return to his family.
Lady Milford was played by Barbara Bräckelmann. In the beginning, and I really liked it very well, but in between there were some places that I was very reminiscent of someone from our house - that was not easy. Too bad, because she had some very good moments! occupied
The Thenardier, sorry, the Driscoll were good with Astrid Vosberg and Samuel Schuermann. The latter reminded me of the young Ilja Richter. They made a lot of the roles that make them obviously fun, too. I found the weighting in the play was still too much on these characters.
Geertje Nissen played the first stepmother draw very impressive and with a great voice!
I think it really is for children great piece, but if you go in with the wrong expectations, we will certainly be very disappointed. One must also have no aversion to kitsch and sentimentality ...
Friday, October 14, 2005
Trying To Conceive And Cervical Ectropion
awaken the artist in you!
So then I leave you (I'm optimistic, as if here ale read more someone goes on ...) again on my exciting life to participate:
Today I was working. Not exciting, but imerhin. Today I have invoices and receipts sorted and then sent to insurance companies. Then I was shopping! After I've stood in front of closed doors Boesner yesterday - well, you should first view the opening times - I could stock up this time total with art supplies. Before that, I schonmal searched in the catalog, which I so could use for my first major work.
I try this time with structure and egg tempera on canvas in 50x70. The egg tempera
I will prepare yourself, although you could also buy ready ... the problem with egg tempera is that one must use the color quickly because it is durable limited. I'm sure now Farbpikmente in Eisenoxydrot, Eisenoxydgelb, Sienna and Titan purchased. The Farbpikmente 1:1:1 mixed with egg yolk and water + gum arabic. Egg tempera was used in medieval times before the oil painting. Primarily for icon painting. The color has a fine natural splendor, but acts not as greasy as oil paints. They are faster dry than oil paint, but have at least as long to dry out you can fix it. 4-6 months you should leave the building before completing rest already, otherwise the color (because of the egg) rot under the glaze - and yes, no one wants!
Then I'm home and have eaten what first. Then I phoned Giovanni. He has done a good deal and go with me tomorrow through a catalog FÜ theater material. Slowly it goes to the actual implementation of my first stage set - Toi toi toi!
your horses Bob :-)
So then I leave you (I'm optimistic, as if here ale read more someone goes on ...) again on my exciting life to participate:
Today I was working. Not exciting, but imerhin. Today I have invoices and receipts sorted and then sent to insurance companies. Then I was shopping! After I've stood in front of closed doors Boesner yesterday - well, you should first view the opening times - I could stock up this time total with art supplies. Before that, I schonmal searched in the catalog, which I so could use for my first major work.
I try this time with structure and egg tempera on canvas in 50x70. The egg tempera
I will prepare yourself, although you could also buy ready ... the problem with egg tempera is that one must use the color quickly because it is durable limited. I'm sure now Farbpikmente in Eisenoxydrot, Eisenoxydgelb, Sienna and Titan purchased. The Farbpikmente 1:1:1 mixed with egg yolk and water + gum arabic. Egg tempera was used in medieval times before the oil painting. Primarily for icon painting. The color has a fine natural splendor, but acts not as greasy as oil paints. They are faster dry than oil paint, but have at least as long to dry out you can fix it. 4-6 months you should leave the building before completing rest already, otherwise the color (because of the egg) rot under the glaze - and yes, no one wants!
Then I'm home and have eaten what first. Then I phoned Giovanni. He has done a good deal and go with me tomorrow through a catalog FÜ theater material. Slowly it goes to the actual implementation of my first stage set - Toi toi toi!
your horses Bob :-)
Monday, October 10, 2005
How To Get Rid Of Camel Toe In A Bathing Suit
Ami One More ...
| You Passed the U.S. Citizenship Test |
 Congratulations - you got 7 out of 10 correct! |
Conception Date End Of Jan, Baby Due?
because there is so nice one:
| You Are a Glam Rocker! |
 You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self. No doubt, you are all about making good music... But what really gets you going is having an over the top show. Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in! |
Unexplained Hot Flashes And Dizziness
I never even thought
| Your Hidden Talent |
 You have the power to persuade and influence others. 're the type of person who can turn a whole room around. The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you do not abuse it. Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! |
Renew Drivers License While Out Of Ohio State
die_mitte @ 2005-10-10T23: 35:00 I'm
and immediately something embarrassing ... for some but perhaps not surprising
Boyish or Girlish
and immediately something embarrassing ... for some but perhaps not surprising
| You Are 20% Boyish and 80% Girlish |
| Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine. You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you. A bit of a down emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're. But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible. |
Boyish or Girlish
Easy Chemical Reactions For Model Cars
old ...
can that be? somehow I feel a bit younger, not yet mittelalermäßig.
same time I try something else ...
can that be? somehow I feel a bit younger, not yet mittelalermäßig.
| You Are 30 Years Old |
 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
same time I try something else ...
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